forms yo

Want to work here? Fill this out and our robots will either laser you in the face or pass it on to the right humans.

  • insert a name here, ideally yours.
  • designer, game show host, test dummy pilot for experimental space craft, etc
  • this is where you wow us with weird tricks, puns, facts about land-based dinosaurs, or a poem you wrote about us.
  • a website, flyer on the bathroom wall, you get it
  • toenails, pet velociraptor, voodoo doll, a sad face you text us
  • give us the best title for this field.