forms yo

Want to work here? Fill this out and our robots will either laser you in the face or pass it on to the right humans.

Yo my name is*
insert a name here, ideally yours.
I want to be your next*
designer, game show host, test ~~dummy~~ pilot for experimental space craft, etc
Because*
this is where you wow us with weird tricks, puns, facts about land-based dinosaurs, or a poem you wrote about us.
You can see my work here*
a website, flyer on the bathroom wall, you get it
And if you dont interview me, you'll have to face the wrath of my*
toenails, pet velociraptor, voodoo doll, a sad face you text us
Untitled*
give us the best title for this field.
You can email me about an interview, my lottery winnings from the UK, or my free car here*